tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is
i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life
(Source: filharmagic)
yzma:
kelly rowland texting her boyfriend via microsoft excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
romeo and juliet
aka
that escalated quickly: the play
- me: wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row
